Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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