Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Found the puke drawer
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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