Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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