question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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