is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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