check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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