we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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