She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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