good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
