hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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