my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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