I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
In America we eat man semen.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
