We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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