have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love having hate sex.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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