I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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