New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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