just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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