Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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