i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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