is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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