was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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