Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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