my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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