You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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