And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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