Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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