Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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