I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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