just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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