yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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