is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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