i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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