So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
