Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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