One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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