On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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