if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wanna passion pit in your ass
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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