i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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