You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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