Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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