found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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