the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it hurts more in the daytime
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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