The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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