YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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