I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I look better un-naked...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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