Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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