awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
