You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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