Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
