So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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