You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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