Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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