i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
These tits shall not be calmed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
