girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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